Pacific Rim is coming out soon, and it doesn’t need reviews because it has posters:
The new megamechs are called Jaegers, which means that their pilots are automatically Jaegermeisters.
This makes perfect sense: many of the times I’ve felt like an absolutely unstoppable incarnation of human awesomeness, several Jägermeister-like substances have been involved. They’re the super-soldier serum for heroes who have far better things to do than fighting people. And if you’re complaining that there’s a missing e and extra umlaut there, haha, yeah, that’s exactly the kind of skill that’ll make you a giant robot pilot.
Behold as I practice what I preach, combining a masterpiece of human tool-using skill with a giant robot* in The Truth Behind Pacific Rim.
*the masterpiece of human tool-using skill is a bottle of bourbon.