- Paul
- Billy
- BondJamesBondYesReallyNoImNotASpy
- Jimbo
- Jack
- Jacques
- Jacqueline (deep cover)
- Jax (with cyborg arms and fatality)
- Aloysius
- Peregrine Q Whimplethumper the third
- Captain Spyguy
- Slam Bulkhead
- YouMustBeThinkingOfMyBrother
- NoIJustLookALotLikeHim
- The Queen
- Banksy
- The Nameless One (extremely false, excellent spycraft)
- Elvis Presley (an unremarkable name at the time)
- C’thulhu (an extremely remarkable name at any time, and yea, past time and through time to the shadowed deaths beyond)
- Michael Ellis Week
- Smoke Monster (more disappointing than mysterious)
- Doomguy
- Sigerson
- Sigerdaughter
- Sigercousin
- Sigercommitedtomorenamesthaneasilyimagined
- Bob
- Legion O’Thatstakendamn
- Hisnameislegionwould McAmuchbettertitle
- That guy in the book whose title sounds less impressively espionagey than perhaps was intended.
Luke Writes What You Read 
I once knew a Bond, James Bond, who really wasn’t a spy.
Or maybe he was, and was just really good?