I’m glad to announce that Den of Geek are wise, discerning, masters of good taste and completely noncoincidentally my latest clients. Also: I love people who pay me. My first article looks at the world of eSports, aka “People who complain that we don’t have a cyberpunk capitalist dystopia just haven’t been paying attention”.

Behold 6 Insane eSports Scandals and the tragedy of people who get themselves fired from playing video games. A banned pro-gamer has fewer real world skills than a crippled racehorse, and crippled racehorses are shot through the head. But at least they can get an office job by being recycled as glue.