Source: Telegraph

• Father of two walks on the moon
• FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE
• Father of two kills Kennedy
• Father of three writes Hamlet
• Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something.

Telegraph, the only time a headline should start with “Mother of three” is if those three are flying on their gigantic wings to melt The Wall and destroy Westeros.

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