- A sack of hammers
- A choir of rocks
- Harpo Marx trying to get through airport security
- Groot forgetting his own name
- A sack of hammers in space
- Double-sided-sound-cancelling headphones
- An Easter Island statue’s hat review
- Australian government policy on solar power
- A sack of six nonillion hammers which passes the Chandrasekhar limit, collapsing into a black hole from which not even light and especially not sound can escape.
- Anyone who believes sexism or racism is over.