Dumber Than …

  • A sack of hammers
  • A choir of rocks
  • Harpo Marx trying to get through airport security
  • Groot forgetting his own name
  • A sack of hammers in space
  • Double-sided-sound-cancelling headphones
  • An Easter Island statue’s hat review
  • Australian government policy on solar power
  • A sack of six nonillion hammers which passes the Chandrasekhar limit, collapsing into a black hole from which not even light and especially not sound can escape.
  • Anyone who believes sexism or racism is over.
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