DALEKSPLAINING

  • LISS-EN IT IS ALL BIOLOGICAL, WE MUST EXTERMINATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BIOLOGICAL STUFF IS SOFT AND ON THE OUTSIDE.
  • PARDON ME, I COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU ARE THE REAL GENOCIDAL RACIST, BECAUES YOU JUST ASS-UME THAT I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU. YES I AM EXTERMINATING YOU. THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. STOP DODGING.
  • NO SEE WHAT YOU REALLY WANT DEEP DOWN IS TO BE EXTERMINATED. RUNNING AND SCREAMING AND FIRING CRUDE IMPROVISED WEAPONS IS JUST YOUR WAY OF PLAYING HARD TO GET.
  • IT IS ALL EVOLUTION WE EVOLVED TO CLIMB INTO THESE METAL SHELLS AND EXTERMINATE PEOPLE AND FRANKLY WE FIND IT OFFENSIVE THAT YOU WOULD COMPLAIN SO MUCH
  • NO NO LET’S BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THIS WHICH MEANS AGREE WITH ME
  • THERE ARE SERIOUS ISSUES OUT THERE LIKE SONTARANS BEING EXTERMINATED AND CYBERMEN BEING EXTERMINATED, IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU BEING EXTERMINATED.
  • NOT ALL DALEKS.
  • IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN GENOCIDAL EXTERMINATION.

Wouldn’t their little pepper-pot heads just be perfect for a fedora? And the amazing thing is, when they start explaining how it’s actually a trilby, even their voiceboxes couldn’t make that more annoying.

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