“Of COURSE we have to wear lab coats, do you have ANY IDEA how toxic this chalk is?”

The team celebrate proving the Non-Caucasian Exclusion Principle preventing more than one type of each non-Caucasian appearing in any group shot.

“How’s the budget spectroscopy going Steve?”
“BLUE!”

“Get a medical biology degree” they said. “You probably won’t spend your life working with open vials of piss.” they said.

“No safety glasses for me, huh? I only get to keep 77% of my eyesight, is that it?”

“Who keeps leaving this child’s model of DNA in our genetics lab?”

“I’ve explained this before. I’ve got the best sciencebeard so I get the only chair. No, I DON’T care, Sharon.”

“I’m just glad that all science can be done with Calc 101.” 

“Look, it’s not hard, because science is clearly colour-coded.”

“Of course I leave my hair like this while leaning over open vials of chemicals. Bonus: my split-ends now spit acid!”

“Do you think there are scientists in the world who AREN’T chemists?”
“Stop being silly and help me mix these primary colors.”