Ed Milliband made a few mistakes. First: emulating Moses. Second: everything he wrote. But I’m a writer, so I’m happy to help.
Bonus irony: they want to plant it in the Downing Street’s garden to show that Labour’s ideals are “set in stone”, but limestone is horribly vulnerable to acid rain and will be eroded by environmental changes.
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They *have* been endorsed by Russell Brand, who is to politics what Rob Schneider is to the measles.