A transporter accident in discussion of the “Thunderbirds vs Star Trek” column has created Doctor JJ, an American reboot of Doctor Who by J.J. Abrams.

Thanks to @thebeernut, I’m now imagining a JJ Abrams style DoctorWho reboot #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

The Doctor pulls open the TARDIS doors, revealing an infinite armoury a la the Matrix #DoctorJJ — Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

“No, my name is actually Doctor Who. Let this solid hour of footage of me as a young asshole explain that” #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

At least one random trip because they were straight-up banging on the TARDIS console #DoctorJJ — Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

“What’s that?” “It’s my Sonic Shotgun” #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

The light on top of the TARDIS constantly emits blinding lens flare #DoctorJJ — Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

@lukemckinney The TARDIS learns to talk! A new voice every episode, and it’s always a lazy racist stereotype. #DoctorJJ

— Bloodbag Jarenth (@StevenBeargal) June 29, 2015

“Isn’t it weird how, in all of time and space, there are no un-straight people?” “Yes!” #DoctorJJ — Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

And now the Doctor hates all his companions? Then why would he bring them. DRAMA! #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

Rose stops the TARDIS with a grand gesture at an airport. Camera circles around them kissing, music swells.#DoctorJJ https://t.co/93GVvUto4f — Brandon K. Nobles (@SrBrandonNobles) June 29, 2015

>somehow even worse about the treatment of female characters than the original show< #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

“How long has the TARDIS had a hot tub?” “TIME!” >wiggles fingers< #DoctorJJ — Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

Intro sequence is TARDIS crashing through a different alien oil refinery every week #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

@lukemckinney The Cybermen are gigantic robot octopi and the TARDIS transforms into a kaiju-sized punchbot. #DoctorJJ — Chris Neal (@wolfyseyes) June 29, 2015

(That one would work)

“Aren’t Cybermen allergic to gold?” “Used to be. Now it’s bras. Get your tops off.” #DoctorJJ

— Luke McKinney (@lukemckinney) June 29, 2015

Or you could read more potential futures of the Doctor in Doctor Who’s Next, with this helpful graphic:

Or witness one of the worst tropes with Natural Selection of Science-fiction Victims.