Getting paid to be funny is pretty funny
Not everything fits in any of the other categories. If everything did it would get boring.
Sex
The Craziest Consensual Sex Criminals
The Craziest Things People Do With Sex Dolls
The 7 Stupidest Ways We’re Promoting Abstinence
The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For The Crotch
The 7 Craziest Boob Inventions
The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
World News
The 5 Shadiest Exploits Of The World’s Craziest Politician
7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is The World’s Craziest Badass
8 Hilariously Insane Examples Of Vladimir Putin Propaganda
The 8 Most Shameless Attempts To Cash In On 9/11
10 Stories About Donald Trump You Probably Will Believe Are True Because He’s A Colossal Asshole
The Craziest Mayan Apocalypse Theories
Legal and/or Crime
The 7 Stupidest Alibis In The History Of Crime
7 Of The Worst Legal Defenses Ever Attempted
The 6 Stupidest Police Standoffs Of All Time
7 Stupid People Who Sued The Scientific Method
The 7 Most Ridiculous Criminal Excuses Of All Time
9 Insane Cases That Prove The US Legal System Is Screwed – including one of the reasons I love working with photoshoppers:
Patents
The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For The Crotch
The 7 Craziest Boob Inventions
The 7 Most Absurd Inventions In The History Of Alcoholism
9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious
Internet
The 5 Types Of Sociopath Invented By The Internet
The 7 Most Overused Words On The Internet
How Archie’s Gay Friend Proved The Internet Can Do Good
5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy Is Broken
6 Reasons Writing For The Internet Is The Best Job Ever
From N00B to Nerd: The 4 Stages Of Life On The Internet
The 5 Most Annoying Banner Ads On The Internet
Internet Safety Tips – still one of the most stolen things I’ve ever written, followed by Tattoo Translations and Zombie Emergency Procedures.
The Tattoo piece is particularly hilarious because of the people who scream at me. Loads of my friends have tattoos. Tattoos are fantastic, as long as you choose something you care about or enjoy. If someone’s permanent upgrade to their own body can be unsettled by a random asshole on the internet, maybe they’re not as confident as they claim.
Study
7 Tips For Not Screwing Up College
The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming For Exams
Book-Learning
The Rules (Of A Crazy, Woman-Hating Cult)
5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider
Other
7 Things Nobody Tells You About Moving To A New Country
5 Ways To Save Olympic Wrestling
The 5 Most Obnoxious Ways People Screw Up Apologies
7 Non-economic Explanations Of China’s Economy
8 Insulting Ways People Act ‘Irish’ On St. Patrick’s Day
6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP
The 5 Most Ridiculous Causes People Are Actually Fighting For
9 Devices That Are Clearly Compensating For A Small Penis
5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider
6 Reasons The 70s Should Have Killed Us All
Making New Years’ Resolutions That Work
Warnings For 2012’s Most Dangerous Halloween Costumes
The 4 Most Unsporting Olympic Medalists
Luke Writes What You Read 
your Irish Jaeger piece is one of the most beautiful things I’ve read in years. IN AWE and following!
Thanks! I had a tremendous amount of fun writing that. Hoping to do more stuff like this in 2016!