Seven years of professional video game writing for sites including Gamespy.com, GamesRadar.com, Cracked.com, the CBS Man Cave, and five years writing a weekly gaming column for Lowpings.net. Many of my articles have gone viral. News, features, comedy or gloriously nerdy overanalysis, I can play it, write it, and get hits for it.
The 5 Worst Video Game Reviews Ever
The 4 Most Hated Characters In Video Game History
The Truth Behind Gears of War “Judgement”
6 Signs Your Love Of Starcraft Goes Too Far
6 A-Holes You Meet In Every Online Game
6 Reasons A Great Game Developer Just Went Bankrupt – Turbospeed, brave THQ, go to your rest knowing that Saints’ Row 4 is still coming.
The 14 Worst Boobs In The History Of Video Games
6 Video Games That Just Didn’t Get It (And 6 That Did)
4 Fantastic Twin-Stick Shooters
6 Street Fighters We Want To See In Street Fighter x Tekken
Why Kickstarter Won’t Affect Mainstream Gaming (And That’s Okay)
Romance-Killers: Video Games That Want You Single
Videogame System Swansongs – Some beloved systems died like Elvis
5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Game Character Ever
9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years To Find
Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games
7 Games That Gave You The Best Weapon Right At The Start
The 8 Worst Gaming Publicity Pictures
The 7 Most Insane Things Video Games Have Been Blamed For
The 7 Scariest Sex-Game Devices
The 8 Most Embarrassing Ads for Gaming Colleges
7 Stupid Flaws Removed From Kickass Games
Disastvertising: The Worst In Gaming PR
Lame Fighter 2: The World’s Worst Warriors
Awfulchievements: The Worst Achievements Ever
Vendor Trash: The Top 10 Worst World of Warcraft Cash-Ins
The 6 Most Pointless Game Controllers
6 Ways To Make Every Video Game Better
The Craziest Kinect Contraptions (and How They’ll Destroy Humanity)
5 Jerks You Want To Kill In Every Video Game
Expensive Item Idiocy
The 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items In Online Gaming
The 10 Most Insulting Things Video Games Charged Money For
Gaming’s Worst Collector’s Editions
The Dick Move Odyssey
The 7 Most Impressive Dick Moves In Online Gaming History
The 6 Most Spectacular Dick Moves In Online Gaming History
The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves In Online Gaming History
The 7 Biggest Dick Moves In The History Of Online Gaming
Truly Terrible Video Games
Onechanbara: Japanese Bikini Samurai Squad – I still insist it should have been impossible to screw this up.
6 Reasons The ‘Resident Evil’ Movies Are Better Than The Games
Truly Terrible Video Game Movies
These live over on the Movies page. Enjoy!
6 Board Games That Ruined It For Everyone
Lowpings articles and the Gaming Experiments
Alas, Lowpings dropped their article section a while back. I have no plans to resurrect these pieces unless there’s one someone misses.
ZUG took down their entire everything a while back, but I’m bound to get the gaming experiments online again some day.